Vest of Wonders: Unveiling the Collier's Charm. A Touch of Elegance with Timeless Flair.
Right, fancy a bit of this then? Forget boring old whatchamacallits, this is the bee's knees, the dog's bollocks, the absolute mutt's nuts! It's the kind of thing you'd have to pry from my cold, dead hands, and even then, I might just haunt you for it. So, go on, treat yourself. You know you deserve it. Bloody gorgeous, innit?
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